Party? Titan? Egh. I would, but I’ve just…got so much STUFF to do. Look at that…tumbleweed. I need to guard those! Make sure nobody steals ‘em! I guess there might be something that could persuade me to go, but I don’t think you’ll ever figure it out.
A handful of candy? It IS my favorite so I GUESS YOU GOT LUCKY, BUB! I’m still not going, BUT I do have a gift for Ol’ Beardsly the Mighty. Technically, it’s his, but I think he probably forgot.