| Yaaaaay! We did it, Meat Shield! You're the best|
Meat Shield EVER! You can barely even tell
where the Chairman hit you! Honest!
We sure kicked those EbilCorp goons into the
next galaxy! I bet they're running back home to
their grannies right now! I'm almost sad to see
them go -- my swingin' arm was just gettin'
warmed up! So, it seems my work here is nearly
The Chairman isn't going anywhere
anytime soon. Why don't we go pummel him some more
-- I'm sure he's nice and squishy after all those
C'mon Meat Shield! Let's Duel On!
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|Exile or Legion, you have to work together to|
expel the evil Chairman Platinum and his ninja
army. Looks like you're gonna need a little help-
and I'm just the trans-dimensional multiverse-
hopping traveling musician to do it! I kind of like
the post-apocalyptic future-vintage cyberpunk
vibe you got going on here.
How did I get here? Well, I think it's my amplifier
honestly. Every time I turn it up to eleven, I end
up in a different parallel universe. The last place
it took me was a world of frogs! I liked that one.
Well? Are you gonna stand there or are you
gonna help me teach these stuffed suits a thing
or two about the power of ROCK! Battle