I don't think I need to explain to you why the Chairman is noooooo good...or do I? He's wanted in 20 galaxies for various "ethics violations" and that's barely scratching the surface. You'll need my help if you want to beat him -- my guitar is specially tuned to disrupt the servos in his suit...somehow.
Can you defeat 20 of his minions while I tune my guitar? Pleeeeeese! I'll be you best friend!
Wow! Great work! You have truly earned the honor of being my meat shield.