Greetings, mortal! This time of year always has me feeling rather festive! I believe I would like to throw a party! Wonderful! I only I had an assistant! Ho! Ho! Have I been struck blind? The solution to my problem stands before me!
Now, where to start? Invitations! Seek a humble vendor in Fortune City and acquire some Invitations for my party!
Fantastic! Now...how does mail work exactly? *SLAP* What am I thinking?! We live in a golden age of technology - ELECTRONIC MAIL! I believe the A.I. in the Overlord Facility can convert these Invitations into an ELECTRONIC Invitation! I call it an E-VOH-TRON!