Scattershot Scapegoating

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Scattershot Scapegoating
Permanent Mission
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Details
Location: Captain Murdoc (Frysteland)
Objective: Win 5 random solo (1vs1) or team (2vs2) battles.
Reward: 1000 Credits
Mission Chain: Murdoc's Massive Mess-up
Furry Fiasco > Wild Numbers > Thugs and Thieves > Scattershot Scapegoating > Well-Deserved Whuppin'
Mission Text
Before Completion
Okay, okay, back to basics - if you can't make it, fake it, and if you can't fake it, make someone else take it. Go beat up five loiterers in PvP while I delay Alydriah so I can dump the blame on them.
After Completion
Do you know how difficult it is to hold off Alydriah with small talk? What took you so long? I had to stoop to asking her about the weather in a place of eternal winter...the only thing colder than this accursed tundra was the death stare she gave me. At least we've got the scapegoats now - with their forced confessions, everything should go without a hitch. Wait, you did remember to torture them, right?