Such a marvelous specimen! I would be happy to devote my expertise to its study. My Hazards and fellow Archivists will keep it safe from intruders.
This sample is unlike any creature I've encountered. So similar, yet different? As though the rules of Biology from this Universe are somehow warped and twisted. Familiar, yet broken. It will take me some time to reach any conclusions, but I will do my best to unravel its mysteries for you.