| These creatures! Oh, how they crawl and climb and scurry about! I can't get any research done if I have to use my books to smash them all to bits! Spider goop is awfully hard to clean, and doesn't even taste very good!
You know what does taste good? TURKEY! I'll bet the spiders love it, too! I think I can make some traps to contain the spiders with enough bait. Bring me a turkey leg from Hank's shop in Fortune City, and I'll put a stop to these creatures! Hurry! I think they're nesting in my backpack again!