| Yaaaar mateys! Ahoy and such!|
Like the dark forces that be threatenin' yer shores, I ain't of this world. I sailed across time and space to bring you this loot and request yer aid. After yer done savin' this world, yer welcome to come back to mine. There are many more dangers ahead that be requirin' yer services!
Oh yes! Yaaaaaaar!