Snack Showdown

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Snack Showdown
Permanent Mission
Avatar Bido.png
Location: Bido (Afterlife)
Objective: Turn in 1 Hank's Cake and 1 Health Sludge.
Reward: 500 Credits
Mission Chain: Investigating with Bido
Snack Showdown > Reverse Engineering 101 > A Good Explanation For This (Maybe) > Stayin' Alive > Testing 1,2,3...
Mission Text
Before Completion
I've experienced very little of the outside world based on my interactions with humans, but I already have so many questions. For starters, let's talk about food! Such a mysterious substance, don't you think? I hear it's a very inefficient source of energy! I wonder why humans rely on it? Maybe because they're an inferior species teehee! And then there are soooo many different types of food! Shouldn't everyone just stick with the most nutritious ones? How strange!
Bring me some food samples so that I can dig deeper. I've heard good things about
your so-called Cake and Health Sludge.
After Completion
How unexpected! It seems like the most popular snack on Delta V, Hank's Cake, is chock full with fats and sugars and cholesterol! Meanwhile, the highly reviled Health Sludge is a nutritional bonanza - a full, balanced meal in a single packet! Why would humans choose slow-acting poison over wholesome goodness? They must all be such silly creatures, haha!